1... 2... Annies coming for you...
I am impressed with Ann Coulter's coverage of the Clinton interview. I didn't see the interview but apparently Mr. Clinton had a vessel break in his head when an interviewer asked him why he didn't do more to catch Osama Bin Laden when he was the president.
Without getting all too editorial about the issue, Miss Coulter vented about the far sprawling evil of old Bubba, and how he swung from studio lighting fixtures, beat his chest and flung pooh at the interviewer in response to "a simple question".
The question could be paraphrased like this. "Why are you responsible for the deaths of 3,000 Americans on Sept. 11, 2001 Mr. Clinton?"
He had an answer actually, and it was the same answer that he should have given when he was asked about where his penis had been during Hummergate: the answer "Fuck you" to put it simply.
However there couldn't be anything true in his retort, not in Ann's mind. How could there be? It isn't like the facts about the pre 9/11 intel could be checked like if they were, say, published or something (Oh wait they are).
Anyhow, I would have to say that my favorite part of the story was that it is now 850 words closer to the end of her career. At the end of that time I hope someone does a documentary about her. She'd have lost about 70 pounds of her healthy 87 pound figure by that time and she'll be spoon fed peaches and sit in a corner brushing an imaginary schnauzer. Blurting out the occasional racial slur at the ficus in the retirement home day room. But it will still be old Annie for all legal purposes.
True the Democrats are idiots. Sometimes the Left opposes everything that comes from the Right just because it comes from the right, but usually when there is a claim that Bush is wrong about something there is about a county sized warehouse FULL of published and indexed *evidence... Lying about intelligence and keeping the American people in the dark about the very situation to which we have given the lives of many young service men and women apparently is not quite as serious an offense as getting a blow job.
Wait a minute. Let us back up for some of the people still finding their way around the english language (Coulter).
*EVIDENCE: ev-i-dence /ev-i-duhns/ >Available facts, cicumstances, etc., determining truth or validity ----- I won't give the whole thing but there's something in there about admissability in court.
Back to the story which was basically a rambling, incoherent, monologue about how terrible a liar Clinton followed by some very brief on-topic material that is choked off again by a sudden fit of sarcasm. Sounds like Tourets syndrome to me.
To wit: Leave the sarcasm to those who can handle it; remember that if it's not funny- Your not doing it right. Especially if it's your book. Or your publicity blurbs... Or any mention of your soul. (Sarcasm - Funny= your career)
Give me some flavor. That's all I ask. If he is a liar then site some realistic evidence* (see the above*) which shows that he is a liar. Don't just say he is and then go off on a tangent about someone else who you hate just because they're a democrat.
I don't dislike conservatives. Show me some conservative values and then show me why they are right. Do it without using some blanket statement like "because I'm American" or "Victory is the only suitable cotext for withdrawal".
That's like saying "It's written in the bible" when you're asked to prove that you have your driver's license. It doesn't prove a damn thing but, hey, how can you argue, right? It's the bible.
Think about this.
Are there any Right Wing Red Faced pundits from the Vietnam war that are even remembered now? No. And there is a reason for that. They were wrong. Regardless of what Kissinger says (Remember he can't leave the USA for fear of being nabbed for war crimes.) they were wrong and you are just like them.
Ann Coulter is like Freddy Kruger. Not just because of her abnormally large and sloth-like hands. Nor just because of her stark resemblance to Robert Englund. I mean sure she can enter into your dreams and kill you with those hideous claws. but if you ignore Freddy, he fades away into nothing, and you see that is all that he was made of all along. Ann feeds on attention which I'm giving her now. I'm not worried because she'll vomit it right back up.
One day everyone is going to forget about you Ann Coulter. Then all you'll be is a crazy old racist chick who was wrong.
And you'll have herpes.
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